Thirsty Emoji Bottle Opener

Your friend throws the best parties and Lizzo is blasting on the speakers. You go to snag a beer and… someone’s made off with the bottle opener. No sweat, you have your own! Your crush comes over and grabs a drink. “Can I get that for you?” you offer. “Oh, “thirsty”? With eggplants? That’s funny!” they smile. And then you get married and live happily ever after. JK. Probably. But having your own bottle opener can be super useful and it makes a great addition to your keychain!

• Thick metal - able to open thousands of bottles and still go strong
• Keychain ring - hang it on your keys, a bag, your belt loop or on your fridge!
• Design - doubles as art and makes a fun conversation piece

Drink responsibly! Don't drink and drive.

Looking for a bottle opener that's more nerdy? More witchy? Here are the rest of the bottle openers. Want to really let people know you’re a thot? I’ve got just the shirt for that.